So, the problem with watching a documentary about food is that you end up really hungry. I watched one last week called The Search for General Tso, which attempted to trace the origins of that ubiquitous Chinese dish. It’s a mostly fun, light-hearted movie, complete with interviews with all sorts of folks.

So, I'm sure I've told the story of Fr. Brooks and I on the Mount of the Beatitudes, the spot where Jesus gave his sermon on the mount and uttered the words we just heard in our Gospel reading. This area is essentially a long, wide slope rising from the shore near Tabgha (where Jesus would later feed the 5,000) and reaching it's highest point at just under 500 feet. And up there, about two thirds of the way up, is this cave that you have to stoop over to fit in.

So, when I was kid, I had great-great uncle named Gilliam, and when I knew him, he was blind. And he fascinated me. I would quietly stand in the corner and see how he could fry his own eggs for breakfast. I can still see him touching the corner of the egg to 'see' if it was done!

Back in our seminary days, my buddy Brooks and I went to Israel for a two week pilgrimage. Now, Brooks and I, well, most of y’all have seen us. You know we’re gonna make our way as faithfully as we can, but we’ll also steal away and cut up in the back row. We’re not disruptive. And we actually are attentive. And, with God’s help, we try to stay open to what's happening around us.

Oh Lord, we’re finally here. Merry Christmas!

So, on the internet, we have access to the world and its many realities in ways no one has had before us. The problem is that most of us don’t appreciate that breadth of information. Instead, most of us visit the same 10 websites every day. I can think of a few: Facebook, Google Docs, Google Mail, Google Maps, and probably a news site or two, and of course Amazon!

So, in many action movies there is a trope that often plays out. And if I were to film a movie, here is how it would go. Somewhere towards the end of the movie, it's time for the final shoot-out or battle when the good guys finally catch up with the bad guys. The bad guys are holed-up is a large rusty abandoned warehouse on the outskirts of town.

So, sometimes it's kinda hard to like people when they are prophets. Let's admit it. Sometimes prophets can kinda be jerks. Loud. Pushy. Getting in your face. Typing in all caps. And with John the Baptist, I have this special problem. You see, as a kid, I managed to see “Planet of the Apes” and “The Greatest Story Ever Told” at about the same time. So, I got a double dose of Charlton Heston, all grimy, dressed in rags, out in the wilderness. And as hard as I try, I can't quite separate hearing Heston as Taylor, yelling, “Get your stinking paws off me, you dirty apes,” from Heston as John the Baptist, yelling, “Repent! You brood of vipers!” Say what you want about the man, Charlton Heston had a voice. And boy could he yell.

“Bah humbug!” I’m sure most of you are familiar with Charles Dickens’ beautiful story of redemption, second chances, and the spirit of Christmas. A Christmas Carol, with the miserly Ebenezer Scrooge, is a true classic, and there’s something about it that still captures our attention, even today. But we’re not to Christmas yet. Turkey leftovers still stuff the fridge. Black Friday thundered in with a shocking display that upheld bargain hunting over human decency. And though the first real snow has fallen...and melted, a White Christmas is still a long way off. For us Episcopalians, we are celebrating today, but we aren’t celebrating Christmas, not yet. So, “Bah humbug.”

So, Friday I was just cruising up to Hannaford in Clinton to get some fresh okra. I'd left the gym so I drove through Madison, headed toward Oriskany Falls. And there, on the side of the road, by the General Store...was a body. Face down, on the side of the road. In something that looked like a giant leaf bag with its head sticking out.

Bob Bell was not an important man in the way the world measures important. In fact, he was someone that even his friends could often forget about. But for some reason I've been thinking of Bob on this All Saints Sunday. When I was a kid, Bob Bell was a saint I didn't recognize. Not a particularly holy man. Not an defender of the poor. Not a fighter for justice. Not a figure of deep theological wisdom. Most of the time, he was about the most pitiful person I could imagine.

When I was in seminary, I did a whole lot of walking with Cotton the dog. We used to wander up and down the Cumberland Plateau, by herds of deer on the trails, enjoying the paradise of Sewanee.

So, I know it's hard to tell looking at me now, but there was a time when I was a winner! Back when I was 16, I was the top swimmer in the state of Tennessee. Nobody could beat me at the 100 meter freestyle. It's not that I was better...I was unbeaten. And that's something. So, I want to tell you about this one race.

So, way back in the last century, in 1997, Robert Duvall starred in a movie called “The Apostle.” It's about a Pentecostal preacher named Sonny Dewey, who, for reasons I won't go into, becomes a fugitive, ditches his old identity, rebaptizes himself, and becomes a new man, the Apostle E. F. It's a pretty good movie with really good acting by Duvall and Farrah Fawcett among others.

So, that land between Samaria and Galilee is where we find Jesus today. And I can’t count the number of times I have preached the story of the healing of the lepers, and always I have gone to the experience of the lepers — wondering at the one who was given eyes of faith and understanding enough so that he returned to give thanks. And imagining what the other nine were doing?

So, there is a small book written by Stephanie LeLand called Random Acts of Kindness by Animals. In it, there is a story about sparrows. In a street in Italy, a fallen sparrow lay helplessly. Soon many other sparrows surrounded it, trying to carry it to safety, away from the heavy traffic.

So, one Sunday at St. James, Knoxville, we were having a reception for newly confirmed members with the bishop, when Little Jimmy staggered in. Usually, he would wander in before the worship service, asking folks for a few dollars before he went to one of the back pews for his nap. But this time his arrival was later than usual.

So, she came into the coffee shop every single day, even on the weekends. She was amazingly subdued and very quiet, unlike Angry Mike, the guy who gave her a ride to work during the week. She would sit in the corner with her seeing eye dog, Tanner, and drink her coffee and eat her cinnamon bagel with peanut butter.

Jesus is about to leave his beloved disciples; knowing the anguish and fear they will be feeling. He also knows their hearts are true and strong. That’s probably part of why he picked them. They will carry on and each in their own way they will share their stories and love of God. That is what I know God has called me to do as a Christian.

So, first off I would like to thank the good folks here at Epiphany for inviting members of St. Andrew's, St. Matthew's, and Emmanuel to worship with you. It is very generous, opening up your doors to us. And don't think we don't appreciate the fact that you have guarded our northern flank for years against those Madison County heathens! We rest easier just knowing you are on guard.